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Hilarious short stories are great to have around when you are hanging out with friends and you have ran out of topics to talk about it. You can use this as an ice breaker when you will go to a party or you want to make new friends. This can be handy after having a fine meal with a family and you just want to make them laugh.

Funny stories can come in different forms. This can be something that you or other people have experienced or you have probably read it while you are browsing the internet. Some are even creative enough to make something up.

Sharing something hilarious is not as easy as you think it is because some people may not be able to connect with what you are saying. If you want it to work, you have to keep it simple and short. Making it too long or complicated can be confusing to the listeners and will just be boring instead of entertaining.

There is no doubt the truth that wit & humor are as crucial in our daily lives as a refreshing breath of air. We all wait for moments of pleasure & laughter& their existence in fact can make existence a stunning knowledge really worth living.

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Electronic communication choices are very important today. Gone are the days of face to face communication for many or even verbal communication. More people are using emails and texting to communicate today than ever before. As a result, you will find many different types of funny text messages will find their way to your phone.

As the technology has improved and new acronyms have been created, there is almost a totally different language used in these messages. You are not required to spell out words or even use real words at all. Short cuts and abbreviations provide a quick and easy way to get the information to the recipient quickly.

There are many different types of things that you might receive this way. Amusing pictures and quotes as well as things that are just plain laughable are transmitted through the SMS option on cell phones today. It is common that anyone who receives a cute message will forward it to friends immediately, regardless of where they might be.

I am a super proponent of the legalization and the decriminalization of the cannabis plant in my home state. I work day in and day out organizing efforts, writing emails, and maintaining a website dedicated to political efforts towards legalization. What really confuses both my friends and my political enemies, is that I go to great pains to keep my appearance that of your standard, couch-surfing pot smoker…even though I refuse to use cannabis until it is finally legal. I have the dreadlocks, funny weed t-shirts, and everything.

Some people may think that the act of wearing funny weed t-shirts in my daily life may degrade the impact of my efforts to have cannabis use decriminalized in my state. They ask me, “If you don’t smoke pot to increase the impact of your legislative efforts, why then do you assume the image of a pothead by wearing those shirts?”

My dear husband and kids were placed on this earth to eternally make me feel guilty for sticking to a schedule, wearing nice clothes, and consistently shooting down inane ideas for family fun. I’m sorry if I’m not interested in building snow forts and having giant snowball fights that involve the whole neighborhood…and probably pneumonia. Nothing I do is for the sake of being cruel, it’s for the sake of practicality. It was that practicality that finally made me change my mind about the funny Christmas t-shirts.

What was so surprising is that they tried to sneak these shirts in like little soviet spies during the 50’s. In retrospect, I have to believe that my husband was somehow involved in this grand scheme to wear funny Christmas t-shirts to our family dinner. Perhaps the very act of doing it is the only way that it was an executable plan, because they had to know that I would deny them.

I absolutely love getting a little naughty during Christmas. That’s why I make it a point to either throw a Dirty Santa party each year, or to at least attend one. Dirty Santa parties are so much fun! It’s the one occasion during the holidays that I feel is dedicated to us grown ups and not the little ankle biters that are running around. Look, I may have children one day and my attitude about the whole thing may change drastically at that point, but as of right now…I just want to wear some cool Christmas t-shirts and get drunk with my good friends.

While we’re on the topic of cool Christmas t-shirts, have a listen to the craziness that I successfully pulled off during last year’s Dirty Santa party that my friend Carla threw. It was an evening of excess right off the start. We had drinks, we had laughs, and I think someone took off their underpants. I did wear a shirt that said “Lap Elf Looking For A Lap” that people liked a lot…and would like a whole lot more once they saw my Dirty Santa present.

I guess in retrospect, growing up in the south is a whole lot different than growing up anywhere else in the United States of America. I’m not saying I wish things were different, but if the South had won the war and become it’s out country it would not have been all that weird. The south is like a different planet when you go live anywhere else in the country. Wearing deer hunting t-shirts, cooking squirrel stew, frog gigging, and riding four wheelers would make me a social pariah where I live now.

When you grow up in the south, you get used to seeing stuff like that. Nearly everyone I know wears deer hunting t-shirts at least once a week. I loved living in Tennessee, and I wish I never had to move out here to crazy land. When you get a great job offer and have a family that’s counting on you, then sometimes you have to just pack up your life and take it out to California to teach those city boys how you properly work an oil field.