If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.

Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

Accidents don’t just happen. They must be carelessly planned.

Perseverance is not a long race. It is many short races one after another.

Some goals are so worthy, it’s glorious even to fail.

Some succeed because they are destined to. But most succeed because they are determined to.

If money could talk, it would say: goodbye.

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