Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions than salt water has on thirst.

Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor’s daughter

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, you’re it.

Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.

Tears will get you sympathy. Sweat will get you results.

The act of giving is more important than the merit of the receiver.

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

The only place you can win a football game is on the field. The only place you can lose it is in your head.

Quit smoking on the anniversary of your birth, not the day of your death. - Corky Peterson

If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.