If you treat every situation like a life or death matter, be prepared to die a lot of times.

If you’re not part of the solution, be part of the problem!

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes too.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’s a mile away and barefoot.

They say you can’t really know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. I say if they’ve got itsy-bitsy feet or some kind of foot disease, I don’t wanna know ‘em!

Eat your spinach and you’ll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You’ll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.

Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.