Life is tough, get a helmet
You’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything.
Here’s to living single, seeing double and sleeping triple!
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…
Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
A six pack a day keeps the shakes away!
Whiskey was invented so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world.
To some it’s half empty, To some it’s half full. To me it’s time for a beer run!
Candy is dandy but, liquor is quicker – Ogden Nash
My drinking team has a soccer problem.